please calm down everyone

clam down

with clambs!

dear fellow females,

iekeliene:

vallium:

why do some of you wear low-cut shirts and skirts short enough to see inside your large intestine, and then get “offended” if a man stares at your exposed ladyparts?

i’m legitimately interested

dear slut-shamers

why can’t girls wear what they want without being made to feel like sex objects

i’m legitimately interested

can’t we all just get along and stop bolding our text

internetsafety101:

mr-snrub:

i want to update pleasecalmdowneveryone but the submissions are so stupid

one person submitted a post where someone reblogged a picture of some celebrities and said “OH MY GOD”

that

no

that’s not

what the blog is for

god

OH MY GOD

hey calm down

We’re just a blog please calm down

lina-lamont:

garbos | rickygervais


Ricky Gervais & Simon Pegg

o
m
g



it’s just a picture of two actors 
please calm down

lina-lamont:

garbos | rickygervais

Ricky Gervais & Simon Pegg

  • o
  • m
  • g

it’s just a picture of two actors 

please calm down

OKStupid

stfusexists:

mirkwood says, “Sometimes I hate OKCupid because I get the most idiotic of messages. I got this “award” today from some 50 year old guy in a another country, who was a 50% match to me, and who had obviously not read my profile at all, let alone met me. I had had a previous discussion with a friend about sexism and how people assume female consent based on clothing and other “signs” without asking the female in question and so… it was the wrong day to send me this fucked up story”:

hey come on now

it’s really not a big deal please calm down

casually becomes increasingly more upset about this

beesmygod:

nickiemoot:

whaoanon:

whoops

time to look through my tumblr to delete any pairing stuff…

What. Shad. What is happening? Don’t do that! There is no need to do that at all!

please just calm down

ohyeahhhayeshayeahhh:

asdfghjklqwertyuuidsigja. I can’t stand my tennis coach anymore. He’s so irratating. Really bitch, really ? 6 court liners ? I hate you. Go away. I feel like I complain about it too much. But I really do think he has something against me, ever since I accidentally hit him in the balls when I served. And frankly speaking that wasn’t even my fault. He should have re-poistioned himself. 
But it’s just getting irratating now. Must you push me with everything I do. Even when I put in my all you still don’t seem pleased. But in a way it’s been good for me I’ve become a strong tennis player.
So even though I think you’re a bitch, Thanks.

why are you so upset

please just

calm down you’re scaring me

it’ll be ok promise

stfusexists:

preparethepreparations:

stfusexists:

stagesandstereo:

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:
fem-nazism. There is no return to old english.  Feminist critics/radical feminists just want to take the word “man” out of woman. 
furthermore, “herstory” as opposed to history?  Get real. 

Really? Feminism is tantamount to a genocide that killed millions? I think you’re the one that needs to get real, pal. 

How about you’re both dumb?



guys it’ll be okay
just please calm down

stfusexists:

preparethepreparations:

stfusexists:

stagesandstereo:

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

fem-nazism. There is no return to old english.  Feminist critics/radical feminists just want to take the word “man” out of woman. 

furthermore, “herstory” as opposed to history?  Get real. 

Really? Feminism is tantamount to a genocide that killed millions? I think you’re the one that needs to get real, pal. 

How about you’re both dumb?

guys it’ll be okay

just please calm down